While checking to see whether Amazon was still stalled in the midst of its partially-completed purge of Dixie-flag merchandise, I discovered a short e-book I
now want to share with the Kos community:
The title: A Confederate Flag Turned Me Gay by LeRoy Ned Malone.
Here's the blurb:
A young man's dreams come true when he discovers his love (and lust) for the Rebel Flag. After launching a hugely successful business, he soon learns that he isn't quite who he thought he was. Thanks to the flag and a mysterious man named Leo Dick, the narrator starts to learn his true identity no matter how hard he tries to fight it.I can't think of anything more toxic to proud southern manhood than a flag that causes those urges.
I haven't read the book -- but just the fact that it exists and is listed on Amazon is laughs enough.